Can I get a moment please!

Brody's newest thing is to follow you (or hunt you down) when you go to the bathroom and stand there yelling 'pee-pee, pee-pee, pee-pee' at you! It is really funny (and irritating) he yells it and looks down at himself like he has to go too! I put him on, but nothing. The other thing he does is when you grab the toilet paper he starts snorting (like he wants to blow his nose) he does this the whole time you are holding the paper (we have to hold it because he will unroll it off the roll if we have it on the holder so we keep it up high so he can't get to it). I can't wait till we have a bathroom that has a door that latches!!