Life Lessons

The girls and I have all learned important life lessons this week... Yesterday while we were out walking with Joan and kids Kylie learned (the hard way) that girls can't pee standing up! I'm not really sure what she was (or wasn't) thinking, but for whatever reason she just dropped trow and started to pee! (Let's clarify a few things here... we were on the bike path and got to the end and the bathrooms were closed... Kylie and Harrison had to go, so we each went to a side of the path and Harrison did his thing and I was going to sit Kylie over the railing to do hers. She dropped her pants while I went to grab some toilet paper and when I turned back around she was peeing! It was pretty funny, but the poor girl had to walk home wet!!) On today's walk she kept saying things like 'girls have to go like this when they pee' and would strike a pee pose... I hope we have learned this lesson!
Reygann learned today that when a swing knocks you down that it is going to come back to get you over and over again! Poor kid got knocked down by the swing (obviously!) and kept trying to get up and then it would get her again, then she would try again, then it would get her again! I was on the other end of the swings and by the time I got Reygann she had been 'ran over' three times! My poor baby! And then to make matters worse after I held her a minute she wanted to swing again so I put her on, gave her a push and went to give Kylie a push and she somehow fell out of the swing! She landed on her butt and fell back and hit her head, that was the end of the swings for her!
I learned tonight that throwing salt over your shoulder is good luck for you... but if you try to throw salt over the shoulder of the person sitting across from you it will probably end up in their eye and that isn't a good thing! (Sorry Deric!!)
I'm just guessing here, but Deric probably learned never to take me out in public again, HA!